My daughter took the opportunity this afternoon to put on a concert. The prelim was much more ambitious than the show itself. It included:
- Credit cards for my wife and me to use at the event
- Elaborate parking instructions (“in case some people don’t want to walk,” she told me)
- Specific timetable (“there’s going to be a lot of people, so you want to get there early!”)
- A rapt audience of stuffed animals set up inside the bathroom (the concert venue)
- Two songs, each dedicated to animals: “I’m so cute” (about a cat) and “Shake your tail” (about a unicorn)
She’s already an impresario.