My daughter has an ear infection, but it hasn’t caused her to lose her sense of humor.
Today, she told me a joke she learned from a cartoon.
Q. How do we know the ocean is friendly?
A. Because it waves!
Not bad!
Later, in the car, she was playing “I spy” with her mom, when she pulled the following prank.
Daughter: I spy, with my little eye, something brown.
Wife: The dirt?
Daughter: No.
Wife: That car?
Daughter: No.
Wife: That cow?
Daughter: No.
Wife: I give up. What is it?
Daughter: A potato! [cackling gleefully]
Wife: There wasn’t a potato around! [starting to laugh herself]
Daughter: I know! [guffawing] Potato!
Needless to say, that was the last round of “I Spy.” We weren’t going to be able to top that one.